WHAT IS A MAN? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! WHAT IS A YINGLET? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS, CLAMS, AND FUR! WHAT IS A BAXXID? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS AND BONE! WHAT IS A BEAST ENTITY? A MISERABLE BIG PILE OF SECRETS, EXTRADIMENSIONAL NANOVIRAL MATTER, AND SHIP PARTS!

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you aren't supposed to see this; i should probably fix that